Privacy Policy

You have rights, I have rights, we all have rights.

I’m not sure when a privacy policy turned into what I won’t steal from you. It used to be what you wouldn’t steal from me. I’m mostly old school and don’t want people taking my content without at least a nod.

Comments

Don’t say mean things and don’t be a Negative Nancy. If you’re spam you won’t even show up anyway.

Media

All of the text context on this website is written by a human, me, and you are not authorized to copy it without at least letting me know. Come on. That means you, OpenAI web scraper.

All video content on this website is created by me, you are not authorized to copy it without at least letting me know. Come onnnnnnn

Some images are generated by AI, some are actual real-life photographs of the real world that include real things that are really real, and some are lifted from the internet. There are alt tags in all images that indicate which roll of the dice you got.

Stealing your datas

I don’t look at my web logs and I don’t steal your datas. I don’t collect cookies (knowingly) and I don’t care about your datas. It’s your data, not mine. If you generate little trails of data on my website then sorry. You can install great extensions like Ublock Origin, Privacy Badger, and not use Chrome (or Chromium) or really Firefox if you want privacy. Load up a docker container and browse my website with Lynx behind Tails, a Tor node, and a VPN. It should work. Slowly. Maybe. P.S. Don’t click on honeypot check boxes in your browser that say something like “Send a do not track request”.

Who we share your data with

If you send me a comment, I’ll read it. My website doesn’t share data (knowingly) with anyone nor do I want to. For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

Thanks.